Rules Are The Rules (Mary Test Version)

Hugh Test said "Not the troublemaker again!"

The principal said "Yes! It's about Mary! She gave her teacher a Wakko Warner error and caused both his Smartboard and Macbook to be destroyed."

The teacher said "We are extremely disappointed in her! So now let's talk about consequences! Tomorrow, Mary will get six hours in detention, she will do sixteen hours of community service, she will be receiving a dark pink slip, she will be suspended for the rest of the week, and she will not be attending the film festival at the Funplex."

Lila Test said "Okay! Those sound like fair punishments!"

Mary Test said "No Daddy and Mommy! Not the film festival! I was looking forward to that! I am so sorry! Please give me another chance! Please!"

The teacher said "Too bad, Mary! Rules are the rules!"

The principal said “Oh, and one more thing, you will be required to pay six hundred and fourteen dollars for the teacher’s new Macbook and Smartboard!”

Hugh shouted “What? Mary, that’s the cost of your home! You are going to be in so much trouble when we get home!”

The principal then said "Meeting dismissed! You may leave now! And I expect the payment to be on my desk by next week!"

Hugh, Lila, and Mary went home.

Lila said "Mary, I could not believe you got in big trouble at school. Because of this, we have a huge bill to pay to replace your teacher's Smartboard and Macbook! You are now grounded for two weeks! And now for punishments! First you will be wearing nappies while grounded!"

Lila then ran to Mary to put nappies on her.

Mary said "No, please! No, Mommy! No!! NO!!"

Lila then put a nappy on Mary.

Lila said "There, your nappy is on! Now you will go pee-pees and poo-poos in your nappy instead of the toilet!"

Next, Hugh said "You will be forced to watch shows and movies not made by Disney, play music not made by Disney, and play video games and cd roms not made by Disney."

Mary received a spanking from her mother and father.

And then, Hugh and Lila started singing the Jimmy Two Shoes Theme Song.

"Let's go, to a party

Go, go, go crazy

Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy Two-Shoes!

Hey! Hey! Jimmy! JIMMY!!

I just wanna, I just wanna have some, some fun

Just like everyone,

I just want to really tear down town,'down town'

Jimmy gets around!

Hey! Hey! Jimmy! JIMMIIEEE!!"

Then, Stephanie Crow came and farted on Mary. Stephanie left.

Then Hugh told Mary that she would not attend the Film Festival at the Funplex.

"Now go to your room!" Hugh shouted. Mary went up to her bedroom in tears, where her brother, Johnny Test, was waiting for her.